Iron Man apparel
Iron Man’s abilities play on a primordial desire to fly. Everyone wants to take to the skies and look down upon the sad people that don’t have such abilities. The gift of flight also comes with a number of pragmatic advantages, such as faster commuting and being able to hang out with birds. And who doesn’t want to hang out with birds?
Iron Man also happens to be good friends with War Machine, who is nearly as cool as the orange-and-red superhero himself. Wearing one of these Iron Man T-shirts
should entitle you to a higher social status. Put one on and watch the women flock to you, while the men try to hopelessly befriend you (or vice versa). “Be gone, worthless peasants,” you’ll say to them, as you order them away. And your poor treatment of these people is entirely understandable because you now own an Iron Man shirt.