When the clock strikes midnight and there’s nobody in sight, you better hope you’re not in a horror movie. Bad things happen in horror movies. You know, like, there’s a high probability that your night will not end well. How poorly will your night end? Let’s just say that we’re glad to be typing this from the comfort of our trillion-dollar mansions. Think of all the ways that you can perish. You can be stabbed with a knife. You can be pushed off of a cliff. You can choke on a fatally meaty ham sandwich. The possibilities are endless, but there’s always one constant: all of these scenarios will ruin your new horror apparel.
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